Me? Well my wife had a business dinner, so I sat at home, ate a little Chinese food, watched a little Sportscenter, and I started packing the house. Doesn’t sound like fun you say, just wait it gets better.
I stepped out into the garage to get some more boxes and closed the door behind me in order to keep the dogs from running into the street (our garage door is broken and remains open). I stacked the necessary boxes next to the door and when I had the enough boxes, I proceeded back into the house. Well, I tried to get back in the house, but the door was locked!
So there I was, locked out of my house with nothing. No keys, no cell phone, no shoes, no jacket. The temperature was dropping to about the freezing mark, and I could see the first flurries of snow in night sky. I walked out of the garage and tried the front door. No luck, it was locked. So I returned to the garage and looked around at my “resources†asking myself ‘What would MacGyver do?’
The first thing I tried was to make sure that all doors were locked. This meant trying the back door. It had been raining all day and the ground was wet; I didn’t want to dampen socks (that would be bad in the cold weather) so I pulled them off and walked across the cold, wet grass to the back door. Locked too.
Now my feet were freezing, so I hung out on the backyard porch for a few minutes and put my socks back on to help them warm up. I looked in the window to check on the dogs, they were fine, and check the time. My wife had been at dinner for two hours, so I thought ‘they’re probably wrapping things up, and she’ll be home in a half-hour or so.’
I took the socks off, returned to the garage, and started to get comfortable. I took out a couple of patio chairs, grabbed a blanket, opened up the Trivial Pursuit box and grabbed a set of questions, and kicked back watching the snow fall while going through trivial pursuit questions.
About forty-five minutes later, my wife drives up and asks what I’m doing in the garage curled up in the patio chairs with a blanket.
“I’m locked out of the house.â€
Why didn’t you call me, she asks.
“With what? I don’t have a cell phone.â€
She parked the car, unlocked the door, and we were went into the house.
Now you may ask ‘Dude, why didn’t you go to a neighbors and call her?’ Good question. After walking around to back of the house my feet were so cold that walking actually hurt. Also, if I had reached her, the restaurant was a half-hour away. And it turns out she had her phone on vibrate and probably would have heard the call.
Besides, it gave me chance to brush up on Trivial Pursuit skills. Next time we play it, I’ll kick ass!