Jun 05 2006
And don’t forget your gas mask, son!
When I was younger, there was a commercial that starts by showing a young boy getting ready for school- putting his books in his bags, lacing up his shoes, getting his lunch box, etc. Just before he walks out the front door, his mother says something like “Sweetie, down forget your gas mask!” as she loving places it over the boys face so he can go out the front door.
I think the point of this commercial had something to do with pollution, but I could be wrong.
There’s also a interesting Sigur Ros video with children outside with gasmask after a nuclear fallout.
ANYWAYS, the point of all this is right here:

Yes, you too can now buy a gas hood for your children from Spycatcher for the low price of $631. What’s $631 to not only keep your child safe during the nuclear winter, but entertained as well (just look at the joy the kid’s getting from his air purifier)?
Over course this is only for children ages 3-8, so new-borns and 9 year-old are SOL.
Oh my gosh! Is there a pug sized version! Must get several for the coming apocolypse.